Y’all, my brain is all kinds of roller-coaster crazy today.

Hop on. It’s sure to be a wicked ride.

I think I was losing my mind last night. Not sure where all that rambling came from.

Throw your hands up at me.

I’ve listened to my MATH CD at least 447 times.

I Wanna Be Like Mike. I do, too. "Sometimes I dream, that he is me, I got to see that’s how I dream to be. I dream I move, I dream I groove, like Mike. If I could be like Mike." Mostly just ‘cause he’s a good guy

.I’ve had my burner for months, and I have yet to make one mix CD. It’s shameful, really.

In two weeks I fly to a city in the desert to meet my jags and Squishites. It’s weird, because I never really thought this day would ever come. And here it is, totally real.

In a Kevin Bacon way, I’ve already met them.

And Pamie will be there!

I should start practicing for karaoke.

Man, I still have to take care of my passport. Why do I always cut things so close to the wire?

Does anyone other than a designer know what whiskered denim is? Target Customer Guy doesn’t, I know that.

Y’all! I’m going to Spain!

Man, I bet we’re not going skiing this weekend either.

Why do I get so many headaches?

I wish I could take photos like www.ryanscott.org. My Spain album will probably be filled with pictures of blurry windmills and of me sticking my tongue out.

Hmm. I just can’t get into U2. Or Radiohead. I really want to, I just can’t.Man, Bud from Alabama has the 2gether CD. I can’t believe I’m listening to this.The Texan’s been lurking around lately. I swear.Ooh, Indigo Girls. Strange Fire. Rock!

Will pigs really eat people?

Soylent Green is people!

I hope OJ does star in that Japanese film. His life is as bad as prison. Yeah, real killers. You get on that.

I was driving behind some girl with a “I’m so great I’m jealous of myself” sticker on the back window of her Explorer. How do people get so tacky?I really need to order a new calendar.

I need to write Kimi back.

Oh, too many M&Ms. I miss the tan ones.

I’m so happy Mich is pregnant. She’s gonna be the best mom.

I suck at HTML. Why don’t my photo entries look like Zep’s?

I can’t believe how much Vegas is gonna rock.I have got to see some Elvii.

Right. Back to men’s denim.

I never thought I could love math so much. I sucked at geometry.

Man I want a Diet Coke.

Could I BE anymore of a procrastinator?

Obviously, not.

Wow, Mike is smart.

I wish J.T. didn’t have a live-in girlfriend.Sweet. It's 5:30 p.m. I'm oot.