It
was one year ago yesterday that Al
and Chris lost everything to an apartment fire. And so they
figured, rightly so, what better way to recognize the first anniversary
than by gathering all their friends for tequila and beer?
And it was awesome.
The Chaos
drove over from La. Pam and
Stee flew in from L.A.
T and her C were there, as well as one of Al's Alabama choir friends
and her husband and their delicious baby, Crawfish Pie. We ate
tamales, drank margartias, raised our glasses in honor of Saint
Murphy and, yes, we shed a few a tears.

Al, Hannah, Stee,
AB and the Pie

I'm thinking,
"If Stee eats that baby, I WILL have to kill him."

Master V is giving
the thumbs up for MATH+1.

At one point everyone
was exchanging engagement rings and wedding bands and AB and I
tried them all on. I was going to try and point out whose was
whose, but you know, maybe you should just guess. (I also don't
know why it looks like I have only three fingers.)

Pam used the MOC's
wedding band as a monocle. Arr.
(Wait. I guess piratres don't wear monocles.)
After dinner we walked
next door to the scene of the crime. For some reason, the fence
was open in front of the parking lot, so we were able to walk
down to where the buildings used to stand.


We threw rocks so
that our feelings would be known. Take that! I wish I'd had a
40. Murphy would've liked that.


Afterwards we walked up
Peachtree Road to the City Tavern, where we played darts and pool
and watched the Spurs lose. On the way there I stopped into the
Swifty to buy a pack of replacement cigarettes for AB. When did
they get to be $4? Who knew? (Also, I'm not normally a smoker,
but there's some chemical or something that AB puts off that makes
it nearly impossible for me to not smoke in her presence. The
fact that the "replacement pack" was empty a few hours
later is proof enough of her evilness.)

But so is this. Chris
is about to kill a man.

Chris, Pam and AB

I have no idea who
won.

She looks cute, but
remember, she is EVIL.
That's her magic wand.

Hannah and Allison.
We live together in a cocoon of love.

Boys.

Girls.

Throwing MATH+1 hands.

"I wish the
Spurs would just win so we could leave."
Finally the Spurs lost,
and we left. And then, inexplicably, we spent a million years
in the parking lost playing hacky with a loofah and AB did gymnastics.
Neither of those statements are code for something else.

Vince's man purse
was too heavy for him to carry alone.

They're not on fire.(Although
that would've been an interesting way to end the Burning Down
the House party.) That's just a look into their souls.

"Don't let her
fall, Stee! Don't let her fall!"

She fell.


Somehow it always
ends like this.
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