You
know, I really should have more time to update, now that I'm all
unemployed and a shut-in. I should be like, posting 80 new things
a day, don't you think? I could take all the personality tests
in the world and y'all could know what kind of Buffy villain
I am (Buffy herself perhaps) or what kind of art I would be.
But instead I sit here
with a blank Dreamweaver workspace unsure of what kind of story
to tell.
What do y'all want to
hear?
Maybe I should start taking
requests.
For the first time in
my four days of unemployment, I'm bored. I've searched the job
boards, I've emailed all my contacts, I'm caught up on all my
journals. And now. Nothing. I'm just waiting till I can go spinning
at 5 p.m. And it's not like I can even go to Starbucks or the
mall, as I have no money.
Oh, and yes, all my laundry
is done and my apartment is clean. And yes, I know there are things
called books that will entertain me, but if I were reading then
I wouldn't updating, would I? Not like you could call this an
update, really. More like a blabbering.
I have a horrible confession
to make. I can't keep it in anymore.
My Christmas tree is still
on my balcony. I know. I have a three month old dead tree on my
patio. I look out my bedroom window and there it is, all sad laying
on the ground with its stand still attached.
I'm waiting till I can
get Mo drunk and convince her to help me drag it to the dumpster
under a cover of darkness.
I feel better getting
that out there.
And that's all I have
to say. But seriously, I'm
taking requests. Whatta ya wanna know?
The notify
wants you.
And the forum
wants you too, fool.
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